PST: Blackpool-Liverpool was ... insane

I?m not going to just expose you to this without some kind of buffer. This match was insane:

• After looking terrible since 2011, Liverpool was up two within 16 minutes, Maxi Rodr?guez apparently intent on replicating last spring?s returns. Then,
• Doni, Liverpool?s second-choice `keeper (Pepe Reina?s suspended) got a red card in the 26th minute, leading to
• Yakubu mistaking his penalty kick for a chance to play a slow pass to Brad Jones. But,
• the Yak responded with two goals, including
• a penalty kick near the hour-mark awarded after Jones
• temporarily adopted tetherball rules when he could have caught a blocked clearance, then
• offering to become the second Liverpool `keeper to be dismissed by pushing Yakubu in the box (the offer was declined). Finally
• Andy Carroll ended the game by heading home the winner, giving 10-man Liverpool three points (and three goals) in a match where
• Kenny Dalglish didn?t use Luis Suarez or Steven Gerrard.

Yeesh.

Also fun, Kenny Dalglish?s post match interview, where he can?t be bothered to pay attention for a full two minutes:

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